HOT

so i was at teh tarik place the other day and ordered nescafe ais and maggi goreng. Nothing interesting happened. So i took out a GLAM Lelaki magazine and started reading . the waiter came with a 'mee goreng' instead.i said "maggi goreng, i don't eat this" , he looked puzzled with his head slightly bent . he stared blank at the plate he was holding . he walked away and i continued reading . 


a minute later he came with a mee goreng again . i believed it was the same plate as the trajectory of the telur goreng was similar . i said "maayyyyy giiiiii GO-RENG - Fried maggi mee - you know?" and he looked even more puzzled*apa kebangang punya waiter . a word popped out in my head somehow 'contrails' . 




i don't know whyyyyyyyyyy !




and 




he left !




a minute later . a big indian man in black came . "mee goreng?" he asked . "come on man, i know what i want!"
"but this is mee goreng, sedap jugak!" he replied*takkan kau nak kata tak sedap bodoh namanya, with an uneven smile on his thick lips. "maggi goreng, maggi goreng, maggi goreng, maggi goreng... that's what i want!!!"


the big indian man is still there , his head was shaking in a small circle of intrepid - still smiling, and still holding the plate of mee goreng . he placed the mee goreng in front of me . pushed it bit by bit . i could see his thick lips slightly separated . i could see his toungue slightly sticking out.


and i had mee goreng and suppressed anger that day !!!!!!!!


three words came out in my head . "swirling" "vortex" and shit... i can't remember the other one.


Moral of the story , kalau pergi kedai and waiter macam ini , banyakkan mengucap and at last kalau tak sabar , memang makan penumbuk juga i think !